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The Breach The Breach

Rated 5 / 5 stars

My god...

You just made me fear for all of humanity. The part that really freaked me out was the log where the doctor said. "The gods have rewarded me with a beautiful pair of antennae... I can touch them, they feel so wonderful." God... That just freaked me out. GGreat game. Very creepy, very fun. The only problem I could find is that the jump button sometimes wouldn't work.



Curse Village Reawakening Curse Village Reawakening

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Holy crap!

I was playing this game and all of a sudden, my computer turns off and I get a call from some restricted number. I hit Quiet on ym phone but it still takes the call, and then some eerie music starts playing that's similar to the music to the game! Then it hangs up... Creepy... Still, this game is great... Unless you somehow made it do that XD.



Larry And The Gnomes Larry And The Gnomes

Rated 5 / 5 stars

For whiners and rage quitters.

This is a great game, but if you insist on leaving because you're too ignorant and impatient to figure out bosses 2 and 3 for yourselves... here it is.

Boss 2: Dodge the boar and the nome rider will throw his spear at you. Pick up the spear and throw it at the boar once it charges again. It will get stunned and you can go ape shit on it for a while. When it comes to its senses, it will stomp the ground, which will hurt you if your on the ground, so jump at the right time. Repeat.

Boss 3: Pick up a piece of fruit and throw it ate him. Bash him while he's eating. He'll fly up and ggo to the opposite end of the arena and charge at you. Sprint jump over him and he'll walk slowly back to you. Feed him again and repeat. If you get hit, rage and bash him, then pick up the fruit and press the attack button to eat it. Seriously, it's really easy once you figure it out.

So there. Don't whine about it just cause you can't figure it out. This is a great game and Jazza studios shouldn't be trashed for making challenging bosses.


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Zombie Survival Quiz Zombie Survival Quiz

Rated 5 / 5 stars

B in physical, B in mental, B in the third one...

F in emotional, (Although I think that means an A for survival.) I got a Z+
Yay!



Zombie Survival Quiz 2 Zombie Survival Quiz 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I got a B

Not bad... Hmmm.. D'ya think i'd survive?


secv responds:

Hmmm...perhaps...


Bloons Super Monkey Bloons Super Monkey

Rated 5 / 5 stars

THE ULTIMATE SUPER HERO!

That monkey would be the greatest hero in the world with all those powers.
OH! y'know what's really epic to listen to while playing this?1 through the fire and the flames! but only when you have a lot of upgrades



The Scale of the Universe The Scale of the Universe

Rated 5 / 5 stars

wow.

i feel really small and REALLY big at the same time. very good, very informative, and i even took the liberty of double-checking your data, it was all true, very accurate, you get 10 stars my friend



Santa Fu! Santa Fu!

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

it's a ggreat game but

when i get to level 5 and i'm just about to see mr. xmas, i mean literally, rigght there where i can see the manger, you sent in like 20 enemies with two pipe throwing dad's, not too fair. otherwise a great game, but i still wish i was allowed to see the last boss



Arcuz Arcuz

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

good game, but

you set the difficulty standard way too high, i had to spend an hour and a half killing slimes for slow exp before i could even step foot in the mountains. and now i've been spending 3 hours training on level seven wolves just to be able to et through the north woods, seriously, those things still onyl needed to do like 1 hit. you shouldn't have set the difficulty that high, it's not fun having to walk back and forth killing the same things for 3 hours.



Make Chuck Norris Cry Make Chuck Norris Cry

Rated 5 / 5 stars

if Chuck Norris can repair the wall of sound

as fast as he can break it, wouldn't he just keep breakin it?! lolol, * BAM* CHUCK NORRIS! crap.... * gets a roundhouse kick to the face*